Heh
While bagging up the weekly shop, the cashier presented me with a total that seemed rather cheap, and it vaguely occurred that there were things I'd picked up that I hadn't had yet. Turned out, she'd thought the Toblerone I'd put across the conveyor belt was the triangular divider...
My mum calls over to my place, starts opening cupboards and sneaking things into the fridge like she does, and at one point picks up a thick rubber ring and hands it to me.
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To which I reply, "Yes, thanks, I've been looking for that."
*Pssst...cock ring
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