Monkey Business

This amused me - not for the random simian-smugglage, but for the line: When passengers noticed the fist-sized primate on the flight, they asked the man "if he knew he had a monkey on him."

I got a selection box from Hotel Chocolat this week. Is it just me, or do Citrus Puddles and Macadamia Turtles sound like refugees from the latest Harry Potter?