Friday: A Short Summary

Most entertaining sight: walking to work in a high wind behind a chap with a spectacular comb-over that was merrily flapping in the opposite direction from his head like an errant puppy ear.

Most surprising trolley contents: in Sainsbury's after work, a trolley I was passing suddenly started talking to itself, almost making me jump into the butter fridge with alarm. Upon closer inspection, it proved to contain a small girl-child, sitting not in the infant seat, but in the bottom of the trolley, and covered with groceries so that only her top half was visible.