One of those days

Was walking into town this morning, and while passing pretty much the only person I saw on the way suddenly became aware I was about to walk into a branch sticking out of the hedge. Swerved my head violently sideways and looked crossly at the branch in a rather over-exaggerated fashion, so that the woman coming the other way wouldn't think I was some kind of twitching lunatic. And promptly fell off the kerb because I wasn't looking ahead. Ho hum...