Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Men In Suits Cause Train Chaos

Arrived at the station this evening to find it overrun by seemingly cloned men in suits. Identically dressed, similar of build, age and receding hairlines, they were lurking in small groups and getting in everyone's way. Should we link this to the prompt attempt to send two large bodies of commuters (and some of them have very large bodies, and probably shouldn't be crossed) to the wrong destinations, by making the Falmouth and Penzance trains depart from their opposite platforms? Passengers milled in confusion, guards waved their arms about ineffectually, and the men in suits muttered self-importantly to each other. And one lot had to entertainingly run the length of one platform, over the bridge and down the other. And possibly back again. Ah, public transport. Better than telly.


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