Plan A

We're having a barbeque this evening. Naturally, it is currently hissing it down with rain. It's so dark, we've had to put the light on, and it's still lunchtime. At this rate, we're gong to need umbrellas to prevent the drinks being diluted...

(And adding insult to injury, why, why, why, have I got "Delilah" stuck in my head?)