Friday, September 01, 2006


While bagging up the weekly shop, the cashier presented me with a total that seemed rather cheap, and it vaguely occurred that there were things I'd picked up that I hadn't had yet. Turned out, she'd thought the Toblerone I'd put across the conveyor belt was the triangular divider...


At 11:11 pm , Blogger Gary James said...

My mum calls over to my place, starts opening cupboards and sneaking things into the fridge like she does, and at one point picks up a thick rubber ring and hands it to me.

"Has that come off your bike?" she says.

To which I reply, "Yes, thanks, I've been looking for that."

*Pssst...cock ring


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