Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Adventures In Catering

I have just purchased a prawn and cucumber roll from the canteen deli bar.

Firstly, I had to shout at her to stop her putting evil NHS marge in it, despite having just asked me if I wanted it and received the clear answer 'no'.

Then she handed me a box that turned out to have a bottom completely coated in mayonnaise (not as much fun as it sounds).

Finally, I get the roll back to the office only to discover it contains, delicately balanced upon the prawns, precisely two slices of cucumber.

I'm not sure whether to eat them or frame them.



At 6:42 pm , Blogger searleyeditor said...

Ungrateful bitch! Interpret at your will!


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