The Cornish Conkerererer

Went for a walk on Sunday evening to see if I could find any conkers, down by the big horse chestnut trees along the lake at Swanpool. Alas, urchins had beaten me to it and the verge was bare - however, walking across the hospital site to get a sandwich this lunchtime, I found not one but two lovely shiney beauties! Altogether a happier experience than the sandwich I ended up with, which was one of the more revolting experiences I've had in a while...